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Re: change username
  • 2003/12/25 14:16

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EDIT****
OOps

Either admin changes their nickname or you rewrite code to allow non admin to edit nickname.
There may be another way, but I looked and do not see an option to allow a registered user to change their own nickname.


For the space just place an underscore your_name

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Re: CoolMenu (javascript) won't work with WFSection
  • 2003/12/25 14:06

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hello
I am unfamilar with the wfsections mods, but had similar problems earlier this year doing basically the same thing with PHPNuke.
http://dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex1/topmen3/index.htm
That menu script also allows the menu to scroll down the page but it was not working with a module. I fretted for weeks over it, and one time I placed the .js file in the module itself, and it worked. For some reason this module needed to call the .js file from itself and not from the theme folder. I do not know if this will help any but you can try placing the .js files in not only the theme folder but module folder and root and see if it works.

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Re: Record
  • 2003/12/25 13:47

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hello,
when first installing xoops.
chmod these folders and file to 777:
uploads
cache
templates_c
mainfile.php


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Re: Donate problem
  • 2003/12/24 23:37

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Quote:

CBlue wrote:
Yankees are people that live above Washington,D.C to us southerners.


Yankees are those that live north of Orlando, Florida.

You should see it here SnowBirds everywhere, they do that when it gets cold north of Orlando, Florida.

Speaking of cold, if it drops to 70 degrees F, it is too chilly for me blood. Sweater and coat weather.
Happy Holidays all.

AAINC

P.S. It is still really weird to see christmas lights on the Palm Trees.
Santa must have wheels on his sleigh to land on our roofs.



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Re: WANTED - Neon needs a new Theme
  • 2003/12/23 22:17

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hello,
whats the sites url?

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one more that is it, i promise
  • 2003/12/23 15:32

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The Ballad of Jed Spampett
by Kevin Rollins

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor white trash, kinda crazy in the head
Then one day as he was shootin, at some food
Up from the ground came those cans of blue

Spam that is
Pink and sweet
Mystery Meat

Well the next thing you know, he could feed the whole clan
When out of the woods popped a Hormel man
He said Spamabama is the place you oughta' be
So they loaded up the truck but only got to Antrey

Hill folks that is
Make you squeal!!!
Bubba ville!!!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his clan
And they would like to thank you folks for chockin'down that Spam
Your all invited back 'ere morn to this localaty
To take a shot and see if ya got a case of dispepsy

Gas pain that is!!!
Indegestion
Moan and groan
Get the Rolaids !! Ya hear?!




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ode to spam
  • 2003/12/23 15:29

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Ode to spam


Oh SPAM(tm)! Oh SPAM(tm)! Gourmet delight!
My food by day, my dreams by night.
To carve, to slice, to dice you up -
pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt
down to the earth and hog butt smelt?
Creating then man's eternal desire
for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.
Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside
that cube of SPAM(tm) hidden in the can
I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM(tm) is for me
a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.
Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.
My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound
of sizzling SPAM(tm) when there's no one around -
furtively chewing or swallowing whole.
Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined
Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.
Though each may be tasty in different ways,
none matches SPAM(tm) for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me

with gristle, fat, and BHT.
Oh SPAM(tm), my SPAM(tm) - the taste, the smell!
The sacred meat product, from Hormel.

------------------------------

Smiles everyone........ de plane de plane



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What Is Spam?
  • 2003/12/23 15:22

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Spam is a meat-based product manufactured by Hormel Foods Corporation and immortalised by a famous Monty Python sketch.
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Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
----------------------------------------------------------

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

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Happy Holidays All.

AAINC




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Re: anonymous users won't go!
  • 2003/12/23 15:06

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I had same problem for a day and I went to phpmyadmin and did a repair on the XOOPS tables, it fixed it for me.
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Re: Why am I getting email from XOOPS?
  • 2003/12/23 14:55

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I was very happy to receive XOOPS holiday greetings also, and I do not even celebrate christmas. It was very nice and done with good intentions. Thank you XOOPS for the good wishes and excellent CMS.

The mess up in email was a mistake, it was not a commercial electronic message and is not considered spam.
It was a refreshing change to the 30+ spam mails I get for penile enlargement and college butt girls...etc.

Though in most states and countries verbal abuse is against the law and punishable by the laws of those states and countries.

Happy Holidays to everyone.

AAINC

EDIT- should have left that kids post here. shows his intelligence.




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