No more fast food for me.. man u know what stuff is in there?!

might even kill me?.. maybe .and so i should eat a bit healthier.. maybe exercise..

yah, the wife said it make me look sexy


nah, J.K.

we dont do much fast food, maybe pizza twice a month, and thats about it, otherwize its home cooked meals.

Last week, because she thinks I need to get myself a bit fitter and because of recent mortgage rate increases, my missus said that I had to give up my 2 cans of beer when I get home from work.

Yesterday, I found out that she spent >£50 on make-up and cosmetics.

"That's to make me look attractive to you!" she said.

"That's what the beer is for!" said I.

I'm sending this from my hospital bed.