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Last week, because she thinks I need to get myself a bit fitter and because of recent mortgage rate increases, my missus said that I had to give up my 2 cans of beer when I get home from work.
Yesterday, I found out that she spent >£50 on make-up and cosmetics.
"That's to make me look attractive to you!" she said.
"That's what the beer is for!" said I.
I'm sending this from my hospital bed.