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10 Quotes That Proves Santa's A Dirty Old Man...
1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
3. I've got something special in the sack for you!
4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
5. I know when you've been bad or good ...
so let's skip the small talk, sister!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.
7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)
8. I see you when you're sleeping ...
and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!
10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
3. I've got something special in the sack for you!
4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
5. I know when you've been bad or good ...
so let's skip the small talk, sister!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.
7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
(Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it)
8. I see you when you're sleeping ...
and you don't wear any underwear, do you?
9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty" list!
10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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Christmas is a near .... thought i would share this little poem with you all.
Oh Little Town
Oh little town 'neath moonlit skies
How still we see thee sleep.
As through the streets and on the roofs
A hooded figure creeps.
He climbs down all your chimneys
He carries a large sack..
He fills it with your valuables
Then quickly hurries back!
above artist's impression of santa!
YH
Oh Little Town
Oh little town 'neath moonlit skies
How still we see thee sleep.
As through the streets and on the roofs
A hooded figure creeps.
He climbs down all your chimneys
He carries a large sack..
He fills it with your valuables
Then quickly hurries back!
above artist's impression of santa!
YH
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Great site if your interested in politics peeing in one anothers pockets! Theme is nifty good work 
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