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Sorry but your engineers are alike kids trying to do what mama would like them to do.
Here is another one from a friend blog site. Enjoy!
One day I was driving around the valley and saw a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." So I stopped, got out of the car, walked up to the front of the house and rang the bell. A man came to the door so I asked him if the sign was real. He said that it was and that the dog was in the backyard.
So, I went into the backyard and saw a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you talk?" I asked.
"Yep," the Lab replied.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looked up and said, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a bunch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
I was amazed to say the least so I went back to the house and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the owner said.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Well, because he's a #OOPS# liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Needless to say, I didn’t buy the dog. I hate liars!