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The craziest thing that ever happened to me is that I tripped on magic mushrooms. I saw my uncle as Bilbo from Lord of the Rings where his eyes got all black, but this time he got back sharp teeth too, then I went to my room walking up the stairs like an animal(using hands and legs) and looking behind me every so many seconds to see if no one was following me.
"Feed the children of the next generation cocaine, LSD, and XTC"