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McDonald
Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional

  • 2006/10/27 8:15

  • McDonald

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Resized ImageMicrosoft(R) Firefox 2007 Professional. The new award-winning browser from Microsoft is now faster, securer and quicker anything else on the market. Why use anything else?

MS Firefox 2007 delivers a dramatic boost in the download speeds of online pornography. By utilising a proprietary dynamic algorithm - anything that remotely resembles a tit or a boob will download up to 10 times faster. Fun at the speed of light!

Choose from three excellent browsing styles! Minimized, Maximized and Fullscreen!

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wizanda
Re: Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional

  • 2006/10/27 8:24

  • wizanda

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System Requirements

The following bare minimums are essential for the optimum operation of MS Firefox 2007

* A Credit Card

* Microsoft(R) Windows(TM)/Vista Operating System

* Microsoft(R) Mouse & Keyboard (Hyperlinks will NOT work without these)

* Live(TM) Messenger (Required API to maintain dangerous CPU temperatures)

* Microsoft(R) Office 2007 (Provides the ability to scroll webpages)

* Quad Core Processor (For loading Hotmail.com)

* Any SLI Configured Graphics Card > 512mb (TO Display High Definition GIF Images)

* 1024 MB of RAM (Compensation for Frequent Memory Leaks)

* 483MB Disk Space

Warning

Visiting the following sites using MS Firefox 2007 will cause your computer to shut down unexpectedly

* http://www.google.com

* http://www.gmail.com

* http://www.apple.com

* http://www.itunes.com

* http://www.yahoo.com

* Any sites with the phrase: microsoft/windows/explorer/vista/bill sucks


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cybersensei
Re: Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional

ROFL!!!!!
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Mithrandir
Re: Microsoft Firefox 2007 Professional

Some people really have too much time on their hands.

And thanks for that
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