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I've heard there are two kinds of Yankees down south:
1. Yankees, folks that come to visit when it's COLD.
2. Damn Yankees, folks that don't go back home.
Similar joke in Canada but slightly different:
1. Yankees, folks that come to visit when it's too HOT.
2. Damn Yankees, folks that don't go back home.
Much of the rest of the world lump all U.S. folken as Yankees. No offence! And to some people it is all norteamericanos, that includes Canada, oh my!
I think the number is around 1-5% of all Canadians are in Florida at any one time. And they be a flocking right now!
Duck your heads!
Thousands of geese got spoiled with hand feeding and now stay here on the ice instead of flying south. But thousands of people fly south at the same time. Just me, Nanook, and bird poo left up here.
Here is a popular sport when it gets really cold. You drive out on the ice for about 5kms dragging a little wooden hut. You stop, stoke up the stove, cut a hole in the ice, pretend to fish, and then