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I hope it's OK to post this...it made me laugh and I thought of my fellow Xoopers who no doubt can relate to it just as much as I....a bit of Friday fun
"If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor
finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your
Windows in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't
hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! If the
label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected
to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another
protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your
screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the
window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of
your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions
cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want
to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!"
